Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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