mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
...so i touched it.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
How does one acquire holy water?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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