Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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