I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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