Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You work out of a Hotel?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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