i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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