it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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