HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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