where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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