Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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