Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I need to align my fucking chakras
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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