i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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