im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
