There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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