i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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