So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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