So drunk its hurt
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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