I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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