This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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