my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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