Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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