I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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