They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize