have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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