Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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