oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I don't think brook has ever known best
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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