Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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