just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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