I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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