My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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