I don't think brook has ever known best
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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