Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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