Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
