What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I pour the whiskey from now on
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
