She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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