Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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