Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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