Whod you bang
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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