I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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