you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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