I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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