when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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