she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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