I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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