Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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