It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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