I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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