Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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