is your mom at the bar?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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