How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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