This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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