He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
and you fell through a lawn chair
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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