So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize