What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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